What You Get as a VIP 🎉

• You get The House Sh*t for Mortals Surprise Box, shipping July 1st, 2026 📦

• You get The House Sh*t for Mortals Signed Book Collection (physical, digital + audiobook), shipping September 1st, 2026 📚

• PLUS—you'll have your name printed inside the book as a VIP patron 📝

• And, you get forever free lifetime access to The House Sh*t for Mortals App, shipping December 1st, 2026 👩‍🏫

The moment you order, you'll receive a log-in and welcome pamphlet with everything that's coming and when. 🌈

If for any reason you need me to send your box to a different address, simply send me an email: ash@ashambirge.com.

If this doesn't feel worth every penny, email me. I'll make it right. ✨

Orders close May 20th. After that, the box is gone. (And so are my fingers from all the packaging I'll be doing, yay!) 😁